Tanga offers the Funko Star Wars DJ Headphones in Stormtrooper (pictured), Darth Vader, Rebel Alliance, or Boba Fett for $9.99 plus $3.99 for shipping. That's the lowest total price we could find by $16. They feature a bas relief depiction of either a stormtrooper or the Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader. Legend has it that these are the same headphones that DJ Palpatine used when he spun at the Senate Lifeday Party (right before he killed everyone). "I'm afraid your friends will find my turn-tables quite operational, when they arrive."

Update: The price has since dropped to $8.99. Shipping still costs $3.99.